Monday, December 20, 2010

This is To FUNNY!!!

Christmas Fruit Cake


1 Cup Water
1 Cup Sugar
4 Large Eggs
2 Cups Dried Fruit
1Tsp Salt
1 Tsp Baking Soda
1 Cup Brown Sugar
8 Oz Nuts
Juice of 1 Lemon


Sample the whiskey for quality!
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again, to be sure it is the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat!
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one tsp sugar, and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay!
Cry another tup. Tern of the mixerer. Break two eggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in the fruit.
Mix on the turner, if the fried druit gets stuck on the beaterers, liy it proose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisity.
Next sift two cups of salt, or something, who cares?
Check the whiskey!
Now sift the lemmon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table spoon of sugar or something,
what ever you can find. Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat of the turner. Throw the bowl out the window,
check the whiskey again,
and go to bed.

The ONLY way I will try fruit cake!!!

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The Bear's Blog said...

Good Morning,

Hubby and I were reading this together while we were TRYING to sip our coffee. I was laughing so hard I couldn't read, he was reading over my shoulder laughing so hard I feared his coffee would spill on me.

We both had tears in our eyes. I had never seen this before - too funny.


The Bear's Blog said...


An afterthought - it would take a LOT MORE whiskey for me to eat fruitcake. (o:

Hugs & Hot Chocolate.

KRISTINA said...

I know!!! I laughed so hard I had tears coming down my face.
Norm found it last year and I had to share it!!

I hate fruit cake!! I'm with you with the whiskey!!! Let's have some together!

Katy Cameron said...

Oh it's a fab recipe, but you've obviously never had good Christmas cake. It really does need about a bottle of whisky, but you feed it a little bit a week for a couple of months - very moist :o)

Melanie Clark said...

Lol! So true.. a GOOD Christmas cake DOES have half a bottle of whiskey on it.. lol. My Mom makes Christmas cake that is amazing. Spooky even loves it! lol. He has become a stealthy Christmas cake thief! Heehee.


KRISTINA said...

HAHAHA!! K well Joyce and I will do the drinking and you two can eat the fried druit and cake!!


The Bear's Blog said...

GREAT idea, Kristina (o:

"we dink, day eat, hiccup, oh dear" Hahahahahahaha.